New Releases Club February 2011

0:01 Some more new releases for you from PCPool

All right, geezers. Some more new releases for you from PCPool. CDPool knows as PCCDPool. Doesn't matter which way you look at it. If you look at it in a mirror, it is actually PC or CD. Oh, never mind. Anyway, CDPool releases for 2011, 2011, February 4th, the club issue. If you want any more info, click up or click down there. Down there. Come on. It's down here. And that will take you to the CDPool website. As usual... I play track one from disc number one and disc number two. This is track one from disc number one. Let us know what you think. Stick it in a comment. If you like it, say, you like it! If you don't like it, say, I don't like it! Stop picking your nose! Thank you. This could be a tune. In other words, when this is big, people will be going, yes, I know this part! Very simple, yet it's a sort of melody that goes in this ear, jiggles about your brain...

It doesn't go out the other ear. Crack number one from disc number two. Okay, club releases, what are we looking at? Well, the club releases are in a way more, not necessarily more suited for the club environment because we could sort of digress and go on about huge conversation talking about how we would associate club with club and where it's supposed to go and whatnot. But what CDPool have done, they've mashed up a whole bunch of tunes And put them on a CD which should theoretically be more associated with the modern day club. When you're looking to dance, it's more dancing. Quite often there's a lot more vocals going on here as opposed to the likes of urban, which is more hip hop, R&B, low tempo, bit of gospel, bit of soul in there. Also some UK flavours as well. Alright, so in the meantime, track number one from disc number two from the club releases. Also, what you need...

2:57 Mind you, someone wouldn't want that

You shouldn't do is associate that with a large object and when it hits you over the head, it would knock you out because that's a very naughty club. Yeah, exactly. I mean if someone came over to you and said, Oi, do you want a club? You'd go, yeah alright then. As opposed to someone going, excuse me, do you want some club music? Yes please. Mind you, someone wouldn't want that. No, I don't want that. Could you imagine having a club with a speaker on it? Do you want some club music? Yeah, please. Dush, dush, dush. Dush, dush with music coming out of the club from the speaker. Sorry, okay. That was my sort of a Basil song. Basil! That's not a view. What do you expect? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the fields, hanging gardens and Babylon. There's the sea in between the sky and the land.

Okay, track number 10 taken from disc number one. Here we go. Give a bit of an intro here and always remember your timing, counting. One, two, three, four. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. When you start to count, you'll be blowing your mind because you'll be going like 1, 2, 3, 4. But eventually, you won't even have to count because you will automatically have this timing in your mind that you will be able to associate with the track itself. Very good, because it's almost got a tiny twisted edge to it. It's a little bit like... Thank you for watching. You'll understand where the picking nose comes from, because you should stop doing it. One day your finger will get stuck. You know the worst thing in the world you could do? It's drive along and pick your nose, because if you have an accident, you'll end up having to get your fingers surgically removed by the doctor, because it'll be halfway up your brain. Not a good idea. That's true, isn't it? It's a snake. It's just been shot by a Tommy gun.

6:31 From disc number two

Okay, next one from disc number two. Give me a number. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine, this is entitled 1990. Straight in with that first beat. Don't forget, 99.9% of the time when you hear that first beat in dance music, that will be the count of one. Follows. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Sometimes this is a point at which people go... Thank you for watching.

Can you all handbag the full? I haven't found any tampons in there. No? The worst ones are the coloured ones. I'm sorry. Be careful. Be careful you don't mix them up with a lipstick. Damn! This is wrong!

8:34 We'll do one more from disc number one

Okay, we'll do one more from disc number one. Number three. There's one or two people out there watching this now who feel they can make their own music as well. You know exactly who you are. Guess what? Get up your ass and make some tunes. You could be the next big producer. Do it. True. No, not you. Him. Not you. The other one. Just kidding. No remixes. In fact, quite often the kitchen's the best place. You know why? Because that's where all the food is. That's not bad actually. We've got a twisty element here. I'm picturing Green Velvet here. Green Velvet's from America. He doesn't even know who he is, honestly. Sorry. Here we go. That's enough for this one. Checking out the club releases, don't forget any more information, linkable claim down there will take you directly to the CDpool website. If you have got any new tunes, in other words, you've just bought some new tracks, you've downloaded some new tracks,

Make a video, put it as a video response to this one and if there are any video responses underneath here, it's your duty to watch those and give comments to those people as well. Let's get connected. Practice and enjoy! Thank you.

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